I'm really on a health kick lately, running and dieting and exercising as much as I can. So far, it's been successful, as I've lost five pounds in a week.
Essentially, I'd like to redefine myself. I'd like to transmogrify my current reputation as a psychotic, binge-eating, and chronicly masturbating problem drinker, into a marathon-running, health food guru, and social drinking chronic masturbator.
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Houston we have a problem.
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