And says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I've got five penises!"
The doctor asks, "Jesus! How do your pants fit?"
The patient responds, "like a glove".
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
A guy goes to the doctor
And has one of the worst cases of "silent but deadly" gas.
"Doc," he says, painfully, "I've got this horrible silent gas. It just comes and - OOOH, there's one right there - goes, and I can't control it. It smells absolutely - ahhhh, gosh, there's another one - horrible and I don't know what's going on. What could - God, there's two in a row! - you say or do to help me about this? What's going on?"
The doctor looked at the patient and said, "well, first off, you're going deaf".
"Doc," he says, painfully, "I've got this horrible silent gas. It just comes and - OOOH, there's one right there - goes, and I can't control it. It smells absolutely - ahhhh, gosh, there's another one - horrible and I don't know what's going on. What could - God, there's two in a row! - you say or do to help me about this? What's going on?"
The doctor looked at the patient and said, "well, first off, you're going deaf".
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